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Wednesday 26 March to Tuesday 9 September
Chris McCausland: Yonks 2025
He’s been called an overnight success, even though he’s been doing this for bloody yonks! Chis McCausland is hitting the road again with another masterclass in stand up comedy that has literally been yonks in the making.
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Thursday 27 March
Harry Hill: New Bits and Greatest Hits
Join Harry Hill as he celebrates 60 glorious years of fun, laughter and low-level disruption. Bringing back some of his old favourites, he offers insights into the hot topics of the day such as the demise of the SCART lead and the origins of tiramisu.
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Thursday 27 March
Harriet Kemsley: Everything Always Works Out For Me
Ridiculous things always happen to Harriet, but this year it’s out of control. She's been rebuilding her whole life but she cannot work out which way the building blocks go, she talks about everything from breakups to sloths and positive thinking.
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Friday 28 March
Lou Sanders: No Kissing in the Bingo Hall
Join comedian Lou Sanders for a show all about being a human. Relatable, right? Just like Tom Cruise does all his own stunts, she does all of her own jokes! A deep, dumb show for the masses.
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Friday 28 March
Markus Birdman: Gutter
After 20 years of stand up, Markus Birdman did Britain’s Got Talent. Up ‘til that point he’d been avoiding fame, then he had a stroke and lost half his sight. Making him keen to talk about his experience, comedically, to the masses.
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Saturday 29 March
Russell Hicks: Happy to Be Here
Russel Hicks heads to Chelmsford Theatre Studio as part of his first tour, but, this is not his first rodeo (Warning, this is a stand up comedy show not a rodeo.)
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Saturday 29 March
Omid Djalili: Namaste
The Persian comedy powerhouse performs his critically acclaimed new show Namaste where Omid peacefully bows to his inner anger and unleashes a torrent of comedic vitriol upon the current state of this dangerously messed up planet.
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Sunday 30 March
Josh Berry: Best Man
It’s clear what toxic masculinity is, but what does positive masculinity look like in a modern context? Josh Berry intends to provide an answer to this question, through his many impressions, as he tells the tale of being his best friend’s best man.
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Tuesday 1 April
Creative Education: Acting
Focusing on two things, building confidence and skill, all in a fun and dynamic way. Starting with some classic drama games we then step into the circus as we explore mime, clowning, performing in the round and more.
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Tuesday 1 April
Awake My Soul
Celebrating the music of Mumford & Sons’, Awake My Soul, takes you on a live musical journey through their unique folk rock sound. From the West London dive bars to sell out stadium tours, multi-platinum albums and a performance for Barack Obama.
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Thursday 3 April
Luke Wright: JOY
Raconteur and wordsmith, Luke Wright returns to Chelmsford Theatre with a new set of poems that get to grips with the idea of joy. Is it possible, as a 42 year old, to feel pure unbridled happiness and what does it look like?
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Friday 4 April to Sunday 6 April
Horrible Histories: Awful Egyptians
From the fascinating Pharaohs to the power of the pyramids, discover the foul facts of death and decay with the meanest mummies in Egypt. Are you ready to rumble with Ramesses the Great? Dare you enter through the gates of the afterlife?
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Friday 4 April to Sunday 6 April
Horrible Histories: Terrible Tudors
From the horrible Henries to the end of evil Elizabeth, hear the legends (and the lies!) about the torturing Tudors. Find out the fate of Henry’s headless wives and his punch up with the Pope. Meet Bloody Mary and see Ed fall dead in his bed.
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Friday 4 April to Saturday 5 April
God of Carnage
With her sharp corrosive wit Yasmina Reza rips the thin veneer of civility with heart-pounding honesty. God of Carnage is the unmissable darkly funny roller-coaster you won’t want to end.
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Sunday 6 April
RBO: Turandot
Filmed live at The Royal Ballet and Opera, Puccini’s captivating tale of a cold hearted princess and her mysterious suitor, featuring the ever-popular Nessun dorma, this opera of love and revenge is brought to life in a dazzling production.