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Chelmsford Theatre
Getting Here
Located in the heart of Chelmsford's West End, we are only a 5-minute walk from Chelmsford train station and a short distance from many of the city's car parks.
Sophie McCartney: Queenage Dirtbag
Friday 22 October 2027
Comedy Stand Up
Now in her 40s, Sophie McCartney has officially entered her Queenage years. At this point in her life, she should be a responsible adult. A capable parent. A successful career woman with strong opinions on important issues.
Unfortunately, she didn't get the memo.
While the world is healing its inner child, Sophie's lost one of hers in Asda. Everyone else is cleansing their gut; she's burning hers with three spicy margaritas on a Wednesday. She's desperate to go further in life. Unfortunately, she forgot to charge the electric car. Again.
Following a barnstorming run of her critically acclaimed One Foot in the Rave tour, award-winning comedian and double Sunday Times No. 1 bestselling author Sophie McCartney is back with Queenage Dirtbag — a brand-new stand-up show tackling motherhood, millennial misbehaviour, double standards and the ever-widening gap between the woman she's supposed to be and the one she actually is.
Chaos reigns supreme, and this monarch’s crown is as wonky as her morals. She wants to change the world. She just can't be arsed to change herself.
Long live the Queenage Dirtbag.
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Time & Tickets
Fri 22 Oct 2027
Planning Your Visit
By Train
Chelmsford Train Station is a short walk from the Theatre. You can look at Greater Anglia to check which trains stop at Chelmsford Station.
By Bus
Chelmsford Bus Station is just around the corner from the Theatre. You can look at First Essex to check which buses stop at the Chelmsford Bus Station.
By Car
The closest parking to the Theatre can be found at Townfield Street car park (open till 11pm Mon to Sat but closes at 6pm on Sun), Coval Lane car park (entrance via Rainsford Lane, open all hours) and Fairfield Road car park, (entrance via Coval Lane, open all hours but there are restrictions in place Mon to Fri before 5pm, Fairfield Road car park is also used extensively by people visiting the city in general and travelling to London on the train so can be very busy at all times).
Visit www.chelmsford.gov.uk/car-parks for information on all carparks before your visit. Charges apply at all times.
All Chelmsford City Council car parks are now cashless. You can still pay by card, contactless payment or the MiPermit app.
Our café and box office are open Monday to Saturday 10am to 3pm. The Box Office is closed on bank holidays unless there is a performance.
Outside of the times above the building will open 90 minutes before an event.
Our Address
Chelmsford Theatre
Fairfield Road
Chelmsford
Essex
CM1 1JG
Box Office: 01245 606505
Email: boxoffice@chelmsford.gov.uk
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