What's on at Chelmsford Theatre

Comedy

The Comedy Store Players

Thu 4 Feb 2027

Don't miss this rare opportunity to experience the legendary company live on tour.

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Sophie Duker: Hot Beef Injection

Fri 5 Feb 2027

Sophie Duker dares to get both sexy and political in her new show, reflecting on hypermasculinity, heavy-handed handymen and that old-chestnut Would You Rather: 'Man or Bear?’

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Jack Skipper: Nothing Heavy

Fri 5 Feb - Sat 6 Feb 2027

Jack’s back with his new show Nothing Heavy as he tries to make sense of getting older and everything in between.

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The Wise Men

Tue 9 Feb 2027

A sharp, dark comedy presents five hilarious and uncomfortably familiar stories of Jewish men grappling with their masculinity, and whether or not to call their mums back.

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Mum's Night Out Comedy

Wed 10 Feb 2027

Grab your mum mates for a night of top stand up comedy, games and more hosted by The Funny Mummy and featuring the top comics in the UK.

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The Bob Ross Effect

Thu 11 Feb 2027

Celebrate Bob Ross’ enduring impact in this brand-new interactive show about love, grief and friendly squirrels.

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The Man Who Was Magic

Tue 16 Feb 2027

Following an unprecedented 5 years of sold-out shows around the world - this five star magic show guarantees to leave you aching with laughter & dizzy in disbelief.

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Jeff Innocent: Leaning In

Sun 21 Feb 2027

At the ripe age of 70, and after decades of resistance, Jeff has finally decided to embrace his twilight years with a calm and accepting mindset. That’s the plan anyway…

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Alex McAleer: Reads The Room

Thu 25 Feb 2027

Mind Reader Alex McAleer isn’t psychic or supernatural, but after nearly 20 years studying people and perfecting the art of knowing what’s going on inside their heads…… you’d be forgiven for thinking otherwise.

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Patrick Monahan: I'm Not a Terrorist, I'm Freddie Mercury

Thu 4 Mar 2027

Since coming to England from Iran in 1980, if I had a £1 for every time someone called me a terrorist, I’d have enough money to run my own terrorist organisation.

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Simon Brodkin: Unleashed

Thu 4 Mar 2027

Unleashed is Simon’s hysterical new show. Packed with outrageous punchlines and electric crowdwork, Simon rips into wild swimmers, vape shops, Greta Thunberg, religion and his wife’s friends Claire & Carl.

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Jack Dee: Jack's Joke Show

Fri 5 Mar - Sat 6 Mar 2027

Who doesn’t like jokes? If your answer to that question is “Me!” then steer well clear of this show. Celebrating 40 years in standup comedy, Jack takes us on a memoir of all his favourite old stories.

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Flat & The Curves: Rosé Tinted

Fri 5 Mar 2027

Join the vocal powerhouses, Flat & the Curves, as they piece together bygone years of revelry, from knee-defying slut-drops to toe-curling one-night stands.

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Ed Byrne: No Dramas

Sun 7 Mar 2027

Ed just wants to live a life free of hassles or drama. He feels he’s earned it, but the world has other plans for him.

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Mike Wozniak: The Bench

Fri 12 Mar 2027

Returning by popular demand Mike Wozniak brings his latest show to Chelmsford in which a story about a bench will be prominent.

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Tape Face: 20

Sun 14 Mar 2027

Physical comedy, mime, and silent stand-up collide in an unforgettable performance that will leave you laughing, gasping, and lost for words. TAPE FACE has to be seen to be believed.

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Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities

Thu 18 Mar - Fri 19 Mar 2027

Ross Noble is the Wizard of Waffle, The Rambler Royale, The Noodlers’ Noodler, and he’s back live on stage to tour a tornado of tangents.

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Kemah Bob: Love Child

Thu 25 Mar 2027

Acclaimed stand-up Kemah Bob returns with her much anticipated second show: Love Child.

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Lucy Beaumont: Bad at Quiz Shows, Good with Weirdos

Thu 25 Mar - Fri 26 Mar 2027

Expect tales of going into hiding after Celebrity Traitors, creating cow udder couture on The Great British Sewing Bee, and navigating life as someone for whom "normal" has never made much of an appearance.

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Dragged to the Musicals

Sun 28 Mar 2027

All the eleganza-extravaganza of the West End combined with the fierce and fabulous world of Drag! A night of sassy showstoppers, where the divas are anything but dull!

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Adam Kay: This Is Going to Hurt

Thu 1 Apr 2027

BAFTA-winning comedian Adam Kay celebrates a decade of his global smash This is Going to Hurt, with an all-new live tour featuring the most hilarious (and heartbreaking) entries from his diaries as a junior doctor.

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